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tastefullyoffensive:

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What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

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dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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EMOJIS

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undeadglam:

i feel like i just saw a bridge between universes open up

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meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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